<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005300.html">Wednesday One-Liners, Boldface Names</a></b><br/> Teen girl: Let's talk about prom and Toni Morrison. --Lincoln Center Queer: Not old like Madonna, but pretty old. --Bedford Ave. & Clymer, Williamsburg Queer on cell: You wouldn't have sex with Elijah Wood?! You're not too big for me but you're too big for Elijah. --El Centrol, 54th & 9th Guy to friend: Would you do Jessica Alba....if there was a 25% chance she was your sister? --Broadway & W 4th Overheard by: Wallace John Chick: I don't like when they name airports after people. They should use normal names... like LaGuardia. --Kennedy Airport <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 3, 2006