<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005390.html">Wednesday One-liners Make Great Role Models</a></b><br/>
Skinny white teenage boy, pointing to a T-shirt that says New York Fucking City: Yo mom. I want this shirt in the biggest size they have.
--Times Square
Overheard by: Allisa
Mom on cell with son: Listen, you get home now, you only thirteen and you be fuckin' all them bitches.
--Herald Square
Guy on cell: No! For the last time, you gotta set it on fire <em>after</em> you put it on his doorstep. [To friend] God, fucking kids these days.
--22nd & 6th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 17, 2006