<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005435.html">Stop Dissing My Boyfriend</a></b><br/>
Girl #1: You know, I've always been interested in a relationship with my cat.
Girl #2: I think that's illegal... pretty much everywhere.
Girl #1: So is giving your donkey weed, but here we are.
--A train
<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 14, 2006