<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005479.html">How About Gefilte Fish and a Halogen</a></b><br/>
Guy #1: So what should we get him for his birthday?
Guy #2: I don't know....what about a menorah?
Guy #1: What? But it's not Hannukah.
Guy #2: Yeah, but he's Jewish. And his room is dark.
--Union Square
Overheard by: curious<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 18, 2006