<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005573.html">Good Christian Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/>
Ghetto teen: If Jesus was with you, he'd smack you over the head and call you a dick!
--A train
Overheard by: Josh Jasper
Girl to friends: Do either of you have a really nice picture of Jesus? I need to make an ashtray.
--7th & A
Overheard by: Ty!<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 31, 2006