<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005651.html">Wednesday One-liners Want Sexual Healing</a></b><br/> Hipster on cell: You make me so horny I want to split a tab of xstacy and shove it up your ass. --11th & 2nd Guy trying to whisper to girlfriend in line: Do not make me freak you this early in the morning. --Post office, Park Slope Chick on cell: ...so not only am I self-medicating through random sexual encounters... --In front of Barnes & Noble , Union Square Overheard by: Carol Chick to friends: He was like, "Say you love me. Say my name. Say, 'I love you John*!' And I was like, "Can we just concentrate on the task at hand, here?" --Lafayette & Bond Overheard by: jayloo <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 31, 2006