<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006096.html">Wednesday One-Liners Make Mary Kate Heave</a></b><br/> Girl on cell: So I woke up with a slice of pizza on my stomach again last night. --Union Square Overheard by: Frank B Man: You know my theory: ground beef makes anything taste better. --6 train Overheard by: Sol Old woman: Give me a donut. But not a very sweet one. I'm diabetic. --Clarkson Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: astronugget Fat woman on cell: "Butter Lovers" or "X-treme Butter" with an X? --Duane Reade, 34th & 8th Overheard by: Rita Teenage boy: I had frosted Cheerios for breakfast. That's some heavy shit. --86th & 2nd Overheard by: Madison Parks Woman, yelling into her cell in a thick Puerto Rican/New York accent: I had to call you. Guess what I'm thinking about right now? Guess! You know the little peanut man on the jar of peanuts? Him! The little peanut man. --crosstown bus, 72nd & Lex Queer: Here's what I want you to do. First, I want you to spread chocolate on my chest. Then, I want you to spread some nougat, then some caramel and roasted peanuts. Then I want you to fuck me and call me Snickers. --Fire Island<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 12, 2006