<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006185.html">Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full</a></b><br/> <p>Middle-Aged man: I hope we don't get caught.<br/>Prostitute: Don't worry, I never have.</p><p>--81st & Amsterdam<br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Sean <br/></span></p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "...Not Once in My Ten Years on the Force." - Ingwall<br/> &middot; "Any Extra Charge For the Lip Service?" - Hobo Whisperer<br/> &middot; "He Was Looking For, ''Cause Then We'd Have to Be Punished...'" - alex<br/> &middot; "I've Got My Lucky Condom" - Sheri<br/> &middot; "Is Hugh Grant Considered 'Middle-Aged'?" - Matthew McGuirl<br/> &middot; "My Parents Will Be Home in an Hour" - Lois<br/> &middot; "Skip the Condom. She's Been Tested, Too" - Andy Adelewitz<br/> &middot; "Take Your Father to Work Day" - Sean Mc Grath<br/> </span><br/> <span class="honorablementions">Honorable mentions:<br/> &middot; "Charge Me If You Can" - petch<br/> &middot; "If You Can't Beat 'Em (in Public)" - Heather<br/> &middot; "They Were Talking About Their Braces." - <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com" target="_blank">Allison</a><br/> </span> </p> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 6, 2006