<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006188.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Just Big-Boned</a></b><br/> Chick: Then he peer-pressured me into being morbidly obese! --1 train Girl on cell: Nothing's bigger than Oprah, not even my mother's ass! --Ocean Pkwy and Neptune Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld Dude with flyers: New York Sports Club! Only 37 dollars! Get yo' fat ass to the gym! --Court & Joralemon, Brooklyn Overheard by: elwood Little boy: Mommy, I'm sick of all the fat girls in Coney Island. --Queens Center Mall Walking VD: It's not cheating if she's fat. --Outside Jugo Juice, Times Square Teen girl on cell: Ugh, great. Now she's just going to make fun of me because I'm short and fat! Oh my God! --Q46 bus Overheard by: Melissa<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 19, 2006