<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006229.html">...And Added Some Strychnine To Her Birth Control Pills</a></b><br/> Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card.<br/>Woman: Why?<br/>Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here.<br/>Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense.<br/>Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It reads the information, not the signature.<br/>Woman: I don't think you know what you're talking about. That's not how the machines work. You're a pharmacist, not an electrician.<br/><br/>Then the pharmacist gave up.<br/><br/>--Zitomer, 76th & Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Helena<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 13, 2006