<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006232.html">Statutory Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Tourist: I want to have sex. I'm old enough! --Outside Cold Stone Creamery, 42nd St 20-Something frat boy: Ya know, something tells me my wife hasn't even been born yet... --6 train, Astor Place Overheard by: Al Young woman: If I were a pedophile, I would be the best pedophile ever because nobody would suspect me! --6 train Overheard by: Innocent bystander Man, trying on glasses: No, these make me look like a pedophile. --9th Street Optical, 9th St between 5th & 6th, Brooklyn Chick on cell: Yes, I got fired at my job! Yes, I got fired at Barely Legal! I got tired of playing Twister in my pajamas. --Airplane, LaGuardia Tarmac Overheard by: Judy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2006