<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006270.html">Wednesday One-Liners Built the Tower of Babel</a></b><br/> Guy: Hey! Where's my Sudanese pussy from Chinatown? --14th & University Guy on cell: I'll meet you at the corner by the store with Chinese writing...Hey, wait a minute. All the fucking signs around here have Chinese writing. --Walker & Lafayette Overheard by: Wolf Guy on cell: So, if this is true, then Dracula's native language would be Hungarian rather than Romanian. And I think that is important for my research. --Anthology Film Archives, 2nd St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: nosy cinephile Teen girl: This bag is mad Aztec. --13th & University Co-Worker: So, did she mention anything about Mexicans? --Office, W 36th St Overheard by: Evan Well-Traveled girl: Mexico is not a Third-World country. JFK is. --Tea Lounge, Park Slope Small child: Mommy, look! You can tell he's Mexican by his eyes! --Bodies exhibit, South Street Seaport White girl, to Asian girl: So wait, is he just not Japanese or not interested? --Walgreens, Union Square Overheard by: Goldie Businesswoman: Well you can't kill a Vietnamese man because that would just cost too much. --I Trulli restaurant, E 27th St Hobo: You're not Polish; you just <em>think</em> you're Polish! --Tompkins Square Park Voice over intercom: Will the foreign exchange student please come to the cashier. --Century 21 Sassy chick: I can't believe she's moving to fucking Cambodia to live with a fucking cricket-hunter she's only known for <em>two months</em>! --TGI Friday's, 52nd & 7th Overheard by: Shaina<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 9, 2006