<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006271.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get Around</a></b><br/> Girl on cell: It doesn't matter how many people I've had sex with...If I can remember each of their names, then it isn't a lot. --32nd & Broadway Overheard by: Tommy Girl on cell: You had a threesome with the mayor of <em>what</em>? --144th & Broadway Overheard by: McFreaky NYU boy: Pear applesauce, strawberry applesauce, banana applesauce. God, it's like the apples did every other fruit in the garden! --Food Emporium, Union Square Dude: And after the party, everyone gets innoculated and takes the morning after pill. --Taj Mahal, 6th St between 1st & 2nd Overheard by: lish Woman: The problem is that men are paradoxically both a reason to be celibate and to have large amounts of sex. --140th & Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 19, 2006