<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006296.html">Wednesday One-Liners Still Can't Get Over Joey Picking Pacey (That Dumb Bitch)</a></b><br/> Girl on cell: We got Chinese cable because it was cheaper than the cheap cable...Yeah, it's all in Chinese...Whatever. As long as I watch things that I've already seen, I don't need to actually <em>know</em> what they're saying. --N train, Astoria Queer, on cell: Have you seen Victoria's boyfriend lately? He looks great. She's better than <em>Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.</em> --Eckerd, Astoria Mother, to kids: Sorry we just missed the fireworks, guys. It's okay, though. I TiVoed it at home just in case. --79th St entrance, FDR Tourist, after eagerly struggling for camera air-time: You know what, Ma, I don't think we're gonna be able to watch this -- it only airs today. --Taping of the <em>Today Show</em>, Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Stephen and Allison Girl: Well, today they had a woman who was born a man who married a man who was born a woman, so don't shit on Maury Povich! --New York Public Library Overheard by: Actually READING at the Library Guy: <em>Sweet Sixteen</em>? That show makes me understand terrorism. --114th & Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 2, 2006