<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006339.html">Can You Hear Wednesday One-Liners Now?</a></b><br/>
Metro-North conductor: If you have been on your cell phone more than 5 minutes, you are not only annoying all of the passengers around you, but have also probably started to annoy the person on the other end of the call, so hang up.
--Metro-North, Marble Hill
Guy on cell: I'm only calling because I have to walk ten blocks, and I can't stand to be alone with my own thoughts.
--60th & Lex
Overheard by: tabubob
Queer: I could <em>never</em> respect someone with that ring tone!
--Duane Reade, 8th & Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 9, 2006