<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006340.html">Wednesday One-Liners Can Pick Up Quarters With No Hands</a></b><br/> Girl on cell: Quite frankly, I'd rather be pole dancing. --Bryant Park Overheard by: braincurve Girl: I mean, I'm a stripper, but that don't mean I'm a ho. --Central Park Guy on cell: I don't get the whole Penthouse Club thing. There are strippers, and they serve you steak? I don't want a fucking stripper on my lap while I'm eating steak. I've got a knife. --Austin Street, Forest Hills Overheard by: Ethan Black girl: 'Fo real, she makes all that money dancin', and she can't even herself get a weave? --86th & 2nd<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 2, 2006