<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006342.html">And Can You Tuck? Says Here 'Girl Gets a Free Balloon.'</a></b><br/> <p>Dad: How old are you?<br/>Teen boy: Thirteen.<br/>Dad: How old are you?<br/>Mom: You know he's thirteen.<br/>Dad: It says here that if you're eleven or younger, you get in free... How old are you?<br/>Teen: Oh. Eleven.</p><p>--Roxy Deli</p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "And Don't Forget, Your Mom's Your Grandma And She Got That Black Eye Playing Bingo" - Kate<br/> &middot; "And it's cheaper than regression therapy" - Kim<br/> &middot; "But He is 19 on Myspace" - DanC<br/> &middot; "Good Answer. Now Give Me $10 For Your Mother And Me." - Hobo Whisperer<br/> &middot; "Good...now go shave your balls." - Colin<br/> &middot; "If Your Mom Hadn't Lied About her Age, You WOuldn't Be Here Now" - Jason<br/> &middot; "Sorry, Not Applicable to Jews" - djingo<br/> &middot; "Still paying down the debt from Dad's mid-life crisis" - Allison<br/> &middot; "You Know What I Like Better Than Welfare Checks? Nothing." - Amos<br/> &middot; "You know I only get paid for sending them pre-teens" - kasey<br/> </span> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 13, 2006