<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006387.html">Wednesday One-Liners Enter a Persistent Vegetative State</a></b><br/> Hipster on cell: Yo, eggplant can be vegetarian, right? --77th between 2nd & 3rd Overheard by: Anonymous Ambivore Middle-Aged woman: Damn vegetarians, always trying to take over the world. --Starbucks, 51st & Broadway Overheard by: Emaline Girl: Are bums allowed to be vegetarian? --Chipotle, 6th Ave between 21st & 22nd Overheard by: Rabid-Panda Guy: She's vegetarian?! I thought she was an alcoholic? --B7 bus Shrewd observer: You've had way too much cock in your mouth to be vegan. --Outside The Lucky Cat, 245 Grand St, Williamsburg Overheard by: Constintina Shoeshine man to group of young people: It ain't natural. Our bodies, they have the <em>hormones</em> to digest meat. If we were like a goat--and not to insult you, miss, 'cause you're prettier than a goat--but then that's okay that we don't eat meat. But we ain't. We're carnivores. If you're a vegetarian, you gotta listen to your body. It's tellin' you: "<em>Meat me</em>!" You know, like, "<em>Meat me</em>!" --Washington Square Park Overheard by: jacqmander <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2006