<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006413.html">Wednesday One-Liners Know How to Dicker</a></b><br/> Little gangster kid: Yo, the last time I went fishing I got a fishing lure stuck in my dick. --Prospect Park, Brooklyn Hobo: Everybody's somebody on my dick! --Union Square Overheard by: Rebecca Girl, to male co-worker: Can you be a little more subtle and not such a dick-swinger about your Amstel Light? --Conde Nast Bldg, 57th & 8th Overheard by: Kenzi Woman: At least I don't suck dicks for free! --Broadway and Putnam, Brooklyn Overheard by: Tommi Drunk college student: My redeeming factor is I will suck fucking dick to make money. --Rockefeller Center Overheard by: dank Guy on cell: Take it like a bowl of dicks. --14th & 5th Overheard by: Johnny Bonsanto Fat guy: So I asked her, and she gave me her number, and then it was disconnected. So I went back the next week, and she wasn't working there anymore. So I wondered, did she quit her job just to avoid sucking my dick? --Bleecker & Sullivan Overheard by: Caroline<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 6, 2006