<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006453.html">Wednesday One-Liners Make the Beast With Two Backs</a></b><br/> Overweight hobo: The only things I look forward to in life are mayonnaise and sex! --57th & 7th Woman on cell: When sex turns into math, you've got trouble on your hands. --Union Square Overheard by: McFreaky Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it's getting harder and harder to fuck your co-worker and get away without people finding out! --JFK Overheard by: Pixie Realist on cell: Well you can't expect every guy you sleep with to call you back. --53rd & 6th Man to female date: So, basically, you sleep with people out of hilarity? --St Mark's & 2nd Overheard by: Diane Business woman: No, I told her I'd rather have sex with my husband than buy her products. And then she hung up on me. --Chipotle, 22nd & 6th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2006