<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006454.html">Wednesday One-Liners Think Lebanons Are Girls Who Like Girls</a></b><br/> 15-year-old on cell: Why would they invade Lebanon? We've got nothing they want. All we've got are <em>trees</em>. --64th & 5th Overheard by: Caroline Professor Obvious, on Hezbollah situation: It's, like, so Old Testament. They really need to come up off that shit. --Wooster & Houston B&T mom on cell: God, honey, calm down. I'm in Manhattan, not Lebanon. --American Girl Place, 49th & 5th Overheard by: Courtney Wannabe cartographer: Where's Hezbollah...Like, it's a city in Iran, right? --Mug Caf&eacute;, E 13th St<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 6, 2006