<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006475.html">Only One of Us Can Wear the Pants in This Relationship</a></b><br/> Bartender: This is so weird, but you just can't tell anyone. I don't know what to do about Fred*. I had a few people over on Friday, and when everyone left my pants were missing. So I had everyone over again on Sunday, and I left the drawer with my pants closed. He goes to the bathroom and comes back with a huge bulge in his trousers, and my drawer is open and I am missing a pair of pants.<br/>Waitress: So what are you gonna do?<br/>Bartender: From now on I only buy skirts.<br/><br/>--Nation, 45th & 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Barely swallowed my drink<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 27, 2006