<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006491.html">Mr. Narcissus Kept Trying, Though</a></b><br/>
Drunken friend: That looks like the place to be! I'm going in that room.<br/>Sober friend: Dude, that's a mirror.<br/><br/>--Rivington & Clinton<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 29, 2006