<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006499.html">If You Can't Do the Time, Don't Do the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Woman: I can't believe it. I just can't believe I'm being charged in connection with this crime. I mean <em>she's</em> the one--she's the one who committed manslaughter. --Elevator, Macy's Cashier girl: You know, we haven't gotten robbed in a while. I can't believe it! --Blockbuster, 94th & Broadway Man: If I had anything to say him it would be this: prison is going to be hard on you because fraud <em>is </em>a crime! --E train platform, 14th St Overheard by: Cameron Rose Dude: I'm just glad to be off the FBI's Most Wanted list. --Bleecker & MacDougal Guy on cell: Guess who I interviewed today? This guy got sent to jail twice for sodomy...I had to call him back after I read that...But at least he's not, like, a thief or something. I bet those two tear drops were for the guys he fucked. --Union Square Overheard by: confabulation nation 20-Something guy: It wouldn't look good on your job application if you got arrested. --5th Ave Overheard by: Kathy Cop, arresting a man: I understand that, but you know it's not really about being a good guy or being a bad guy. It's about you taking that nice woman's wallet. --Rockefeller Center Overheard by: SUSAN<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2006