<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006526.html">It's a Trap! Buy the Schopenhauer!</a></b><br/>
Guy: Hey, I'm lookin' for a book.<br/>Lady behind the counter: Um, okay. Did you have any particular one in mind?<br/>Guy, laughing: No. Hell no. I don't fuckin' read. I'm just lookin' for something I can take over to Central Park so I can get hit on by chicks who think I'm smart and shit.<br/>Lady behind counter: Try Nietzsche.<br/><br/>--Barnes & Noble, Broadway between 82nd & 83rd<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 1, 2006