<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006554.html">Suddenly, Caligula Seems a Lot Tamer</a></b><br/>
Teenage half-virgin boy: Did you know the official definition of an orgy is three people sitting in a room with their socks off?<br/>Teenage one-quarter-virgin girl: No way! Then we have orgies all the time!<br/><br/>--SoHo<br/><br/>Overheard by: disgusted old lady. <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 4, 2006