<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006558.html">Unless You Brought Enough Pussy For Everyone, You're Going to Have to Spit That Out</a></b><br/>
RA: No sex in the dorms after curfew!<br/>Girl #1: But what about lesbian sex?<br/>RA: Well, that's okay, but not in the common room. Unless everyone's involved. Then it's okay.<br/>Girl #2: And clean up after yourselves!<br/><br/>--Columbia University</em><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 12, 2006