<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006571.html">Five minutes later their car was stolen.</a></b><br/> <p>Cop #1: We wouldn't have so much crime here if <em>Law & Order</em> was set somewhere else. I mean, they're just giving people ideas, and making them think it's entertaining.<br/>Cop #2: Uh huh. And the show also makes people think the force is full of skilled, competent officers.<br/>Cop #1: I guess I object to that, too.</p><p>--John's Pizza, Bleecker St</p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "As Do The Tourists Who Expect Him to Help When They're Being Mugged" - Sinead<br/> &middot; "But The Worst Part Is, When Lenny Makes A Joke About A Corpse Everyone Thinks It's Adorable, But When I Do It I Get Some Bitch Widow Calling Me Insensitive" - Kate<br/> &middot; "His remote's in his holster and his TV is broken." - Nick<br/> &middot; "I guess Vincent D'Onofrio is skilled, if by skilled you mean unbearable to watch" - that guy<br/> &middot; "I'm more of a Village People Cop than a Law & Order Cop" - ak<br/> &middot; "If the Sci-Fi Channel folded, we wouldn't have so many alien invasions, either" - Matthew<br/> &middot; "If they brought back Cop Rock, this job would be a cake walk" - tony ska<br/> &middot; "It's moments like these that make me wish I was set somewher else" - Jenina<br/> &middot; "Wow I was always saying that wrong. So it's *Life* imitates *Art*?" - srednivashtar<br/> &middot; "You should have seen this town when "Naked City" was on." - J. A. G.<br/> </span></p> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 27, 2006