<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006617.html">I Saw Frank Open a Beer Bottle With His Labia</a></b><br/> <p>Fireman, telling a story about a female fire fighter: She's one tough woman.<br/>Retired cop: All firemen are tough women.</p><p>--Bar, Staten Island <br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Max North <br/></span></p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "And Don't Even Get me Started on Lifeguards...Bunch of Pussies." - Lindsey<br/> &middot; "Does This Hose Make my Ass Look Big?" - Bones<br/> &middot; "Don't Get Him Started on Meter Maids..." - colin<br/> &middot; "Firefighters Are From Venus, Cops Are From Jersey" - Hunter North<br/> &middot; "It Makes For an Interesting Calendar" - <a href="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/" target="_blank">travis</a><br/> &middot; "That's How the Poles Stay so Smooth" - Syd O'Banion<br/> &middot; "They All Refused Anesthesia During the Sex Change Operation" - Johnny D<br/> &middot; "Which Does Much to Explain the Low Salaries" - Jenina<br/> &middot; "You Should See His Burnt Doll Collection" - Matthew<br/> &middot; "You'll Never Be the Man Your Mother Was." - Paul<br/> </span><br/> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 3, 2006