<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006634.html">Wednesday One-Liners Burn, Baby, Burn</a></b><br/> Queer: Hanging out with him is like doing charity work. --Christopher & Bleecker Overheard by: J. Ann Ghetto girl to thug: You can't touch this. Keep reminiscin', mothafucka. --106th & Columbus Overheard by: Shmoop Guy on cell: I'll be real with you, man. I know more than you. I know a lot more than you. --17th & 5th Altruist: He's really nice so I just fake it sometimes. --Elevator, 120 Wall St Overheard by: Aubrie Teen girl: She did <em>what</em>? Oh my God, she is, like, so off my top 8. --1 train Queer: Well, I do like the person you <em>want</em> to be. --Washington & Charles Loud chick: Who knows how he lucked out into marrying her? I'm just always thinking, lady, you are <em>hot</em>, and yet you married an Ewok. --Starbucks, 71st & Amsterdam Overheard by: Susan Volchok<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006