<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006673.html">Wednesday One-Liners Need the Cliffs Notes</a></b><br/> Drunk college kid: I had to read <em>Grapes of Wrath</em>. Which, by the way, has <em>no grapes</em>! Pissed me off!<br/><br/>--53rd & 7th 20-Something chick: Non fiction? That's true stuff right? --Barnes & Noble, 54th between 3rd & Park Older sister, giving younger brother a book entitled <em>Living in Sin</em>: Here, this is all about you.<br/><br/>--Barnes & Noble, Union Square Guy, to friend reading Dostoevsky's <em>The Idiot</em>: Hey, is that your autobiography?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: John Ghetto white dude: Yo, that nigga is like Shakespeare. Mad gangsta. --9th St & 4th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: shannon ramlochan Guy: You can't talk to me for half an hour about Chaucer and then tell me you have a boyfriend. --St Mark's & 3rd<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006