<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006678.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are in a Flaming Bag on Your Porch</a></b><br/> Dude: It's all right to be self-conscious about your feces.<br/><br/>--L train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed Tourist: On the farm, manure smells pretty good. But in the city it just smells like horse shit.<br/><br/>--Horse carriages, Central Park South & 5th Ave Man to his dog: Damn, nigga, you betta hurry up an' shit already. I got places to be! --112th & Amsterdam Hipster guy: The park is open for pooping! --Washington Square Park Overheard by: I went at home Techie on cell: Yeah, you got it: I'm going to troubleshoot the crap out of it. Yeah, you heard me: <em>troubleshoot the crap</em>! --Penn Station Overheard by: Mary Beth Hanlon Dude: All the toilet paper in here is shitty! --Duane Reade, 70th & Broadway Overheard by: Yesenia 8-year-old girl: Let's play poo-poo! --Green St, Greenpoint Overheard by: twelvis<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006