<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006693.html">So He Doesn't Cure Social Diseases?</a></b><br/>
Bartender: Yeah, I know him, he's a professor of social studies at Columbia.<br/>Middle-Aged woman: That's my school! I think it's so great that he's a social worker.<br/>Bartender: Um, he's a professor of social studies.<br/>Middle-Aged woman: Right, a social worker.<br/>Bartender: No, he's a professor of social studies. That doesn't make him a social worker.<br/>Middle-Aged woman: No?<br/><br/>--81st & Amsterdam<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 13, 2006