<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006712.html">Where the Probability Approaches 100% That There Exist Black People</a></b><br/>
Geek #1: Let's just eat at Applebee's.<br/>Geek #2: Dude, that's like the most expensive Applebee's in the universe.<br/>Geek #1: Not "like". Literally, it is the most expensive Applebee's in the universe.<br/>Geek #2: Ah, not so. In a constantly expanding universe, the probability approaches 100% that somewhere out there exists a more expensive Applebee's.<br/>Geek #1: ...Let's just eat at KFC.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeff<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 15, 2006