<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006768.html">It's Like Catholics Who Get Divorced or Have Abortions</a></b><br/> Shiksa girl #1: Oh, now I get it!<br/>Shiksa girl #2: Get what?<br/>Shiksa girl #1: Jews for Jesus. See, Jews don't usually believe in Jesus, but these ones do.<br/>Shiksa girl #2: That totally makes sense. That's why they're called "Jews for Jesus"!<br/>Jewish dude: They're not Jews. They're Christians.<br/>Shiksa girl #2: But it says "Jews for Jesus"!<br/>Jewish dude: If you believe in Jesus, you aren't a Jew.<br/>Shiksa girl #1: I don't get it.<br/><br/>--Uptown 1 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lauren Lerner<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2006