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Little girl: Daddy, how many stops are on this train?<br/>Dad: Just one. It goes back and forth, back and forth all day.<br/>Little girl: No it doesn't.<br/>Dad: Would I lie?<br/>Little girl: Sometimes you do.<br/><br/>--S train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 21, 2006