<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006861.html">Wednesday One-Liners Go Back to School</a></b><br/> Art teacher: Now you are true students of FIT! Nobody listens to directions! --FIT Suit on cell: I don't know if going through water is resistance or friction, do you? God! I am so tired of doing the kid's homework! --46th between 7th & 8th Female student: I think I'm gonna learn a lot. They were saying things that went, like, right over my head. --Fordham Overheard by: Jess McGins NYU girl on cell: No, I'm not going to waste the credits. I'm just going to fail the class on purpose. --Bleecker & Mercer Overheard by: Kristin Drunk chick: I'm majoring in the doggy-style orgasm. --Slainte, 1st & Bowery Overheard by: Genevieve Professor to class: Most of you are familiar with the breasts of members of the opposite sex who are close to your own age. --Columbia University Medical Center Professor: I have no idea what you're saying, but I know you're wrong. --Vanderbilt Hall, NYU Overheard by: The King Adrock<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 20, 2006