<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006876.html">Circulation Department. How Can I Direct Your Underwear?</a></b><br/>
Salesgirl: And, with this purchase, you get a free set of panties. What size would you like?<br/>Girl #1: Oh, really? Cool. Medium, please.<br/>Girl #2: How are you a size 4 in pants and an extra-small in shirts but a medium in underwear?<br/>Girl #1: Well, underwear always run true to size. You can't kid yourself into thinking you look skinny when your thongs are cutting off circulation to your labia.<br/><br/>--Express, 34th & 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: I would have to agree<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2006