<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006891.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are What They Are By Virtue of Their Relationships</a></b><br/> Girl: ...because I feel like we're going out. It's just that he won't call me. --Dunkin' Donuts, E 14th St Overheard by: MK Homegirl to boyfriend: No, no, that's not what I <em>said,</em> that's what you <em>heard</em>.<br/><br/>--1st & Ave B<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mollena Girl: In the last few years, every time I go away to Paris with someone, I end up breaking up with them.<br/><br/>--San Loco, 7th St & 2nd Ave B&T girl #1 to B&T girl #2: If you lived in NYC, you'd totally find a boyfriend. You totally, totally would.<br/><br/>--LIRR to Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pia Peanutbuttas Sassy chick: I was having a glass of wine with him, and he didn't have anything to say to me. So I licked his ear. --Harlem Overheard by: McN Shrewd observer: That's not dating. It's called being on parole. --West Building, Hunter College Woman on cell: Well, I happen to like our Goddamn relationship, thank you very much! --Central Park Overheard by: Mike<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006