<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006897.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are on Red Alert</a></b><br/> Guy accepting donations: Help feed the homeless! Even terrorists can help feed the homeless!<br/><br/>--34th & 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: sugar ray mcgrath Hobo: If you see an unattended bag or package, please report it to the nearest New York Police Officer or MTA worker. If one is not around, tell me. I'll open that shit up. --4 train, Fulton St Overheard by: Laura Hobo, to tourist family taking group photo: <em>Terrorist! Terrorist! Terrorist!</em><br/><br/>--C Train, 72nd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Barry P. British tourist: But there were two Empire State buildings, right? That fell? --WTC site Overheard by: J Bird Girl: Last night, I was so drunk I forgot about 9/11.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bronwyn Lady to nervous woman: Can I ask you a question? I ain't a terrorist or nothin'. I'm from New Haven. --111th & Broadway Overheard by: Fudd British bloke: You mean they don't have any missiles here, in Manhattan? --Grand & Broadway Overheard by: jcm <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 4, 2006