<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006898.html">Wednesday One-Liner, -Liner, Pants on Fire!</a></b><br/> Guy pedalling rickshaw, on cell: No, I can't get there. I have no bike right now. No, I'm on the train at the moment.<br/><br/>--34th & Broadway<br/><br/><br/>Man on cell: No, I'm not outside!...<em>I'm in the bank!</em>...I'm in the bank...I'm telling you, <em>I'm in the bank</em>!<br/><br/>--Barnes & Noble, Union Square Middle-Eastern dude on cell: Right now I am coming in a taxi cab from JFK Airport...Yes, well, I understand your concern, but you see, I am <em>driving</em> the taxi. --Starbucks, Columbus Circle Overheard by: math tinder<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006