<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006902.html">The Penis Mightier Than the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Small girl, pointing at an advertisement for <em>Little Man</em>: Look, Grandpa! He looks like a little man!...He has a <em>huge</em> penis!<br/><br/>--189th St Braggart: My penis is heavier than a full-sized gruyere cheese.<br/><br/>--Red Hook Guy dressed as a penis, on cell: If you don't get down to 14th and 6th in another 5 minutes, this is one dick you are not going to see!<br/><br/>--14th & 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Madhu Maganti Guy: I'd give an inch of my dick for the fries at Les Halles. They're <em>that</em> good!...Ok, maybe half an inch.<br/><br/>--Park Avenue & 29th Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: 11221 Teen boy on cell: Hey, it's Big Daddy! You know, Big Daddy! You showed me your penis ring last night.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: laura Woman: Aaah! I've got baby penises in my eye! --Sephora, Times Square Girl: Ooh, she is going to be in so much trouble. She got caught smoking cock. --Bed-Stuy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2006