<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006908.html">Wednesday One-Liners Prefer to Be Called 'Rubenesque'</a></b><br/> Girl on cell: Oh my God, my love handles are out of control. When I was getting ready tonight, my fat got caught in my zipper.<br/><br/>--49th & 2nd Overweight girl: Guys don't know what they're missing. There's some fine pussy under this gut!<br/><br/>--Queens College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jimbob Watson Old Italian woman: If I die fat, whatever. Just as long as I make everyone else fat before I go, that's fine. They can diet after I'm gone. Just keep my recipes is all I'm sayin', ya know? --14th & 7th Overheard by: Dennis Guy: There should be more laws about people on planes. I once had to sit next to this really fat guy. He was so unapologetic about it! The rogue fat was spilling onto me. --G train Shrewd observer, commenting on NYU freshmen: They're so ugly, and a lot of them haven't started smoking yet so they're really fat. --St. Mark's & 3rd Little girl to large woman at paper towel dispenser: I didn't get any, stupid fat lady! --Women's restroom, Shea Stadium Overheard by: Robyn Z Art student: You ever seen a fat guy fall on a car? Like, the car just happened to be there? --Pratt Institute, Brooklyn Overheard by: TeN22<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 13, 2006