<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006930.html">You Think You're Sick, and Then New York Shows You What 'Sick' Really Means</a></b><br/> Guy: Is it just me, or does being sick make you really horny?<br/>Girl: I'm pretty sure it's just you.<br/>Guy: Oh. Well that may be because I'm just really horny all the time.<br/>Girl: Then get away from me and watch some pornos.<br/>Guy: I don't think that's the remedy I had in mind.<br/>Random guy: There's no shame in masturbating, my brotha. It's totally natural. Hell, I do it all the time. I just did it five minutes ago in the Starbucks bathroom.<br/>Girl: Run!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: was on my way to Starbucks until I heard this!<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2006