<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006937.html">NewsFlash: After Renovations, MTA Announces Elimination of 'Gap' Accidents, Along With Total Immobility of All Trains</a></b><br/>
Conductor: When exiting, please watch the gap between the train and the station platform.<br/>Older woman: Why don't they just fix the gap? Then they wouldn't have to bother saying that.<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: glad I don't live in LI<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2006