<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006992.html">Wednesday One-Liners Always Thought Slim Goodbody Was Hot</a></b><br/> Woman: You better get that uvula home soon!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: PoisonIvy Cracked-Out queer, holding <em>US Weekly</em>: Mmmmmm, Ashlee lookin' good! You know why? Whole lotta crack in her belly!<br/><br/>--1 train Guy: So they took out my spleen and rummaged through my internal organs...<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: sara n. Woman on cell: I can't believe it; your brain muscle must be telepathetic or something!<br/><br/>--18th & Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: edward Vendor: What if they test it and find that it's from his ear?!<br/><br/>--Wooster & Broome Professor: My favorite magazine is one for undertakers. It's called <em>Caskets and Sunnyside</em>. You can order ears. Right ears, left ears; there's a market for them. --Fordham Overheard by: Jess McGins Chick on cell: Wait, your uterus is what? What? Your uterus is <em>what</em>?! I'm on the street. I can't hear--Oh, <em>tilted</em>! That's totally fucked up. I'm sorry. --23rd & 6th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 13, 2006