<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006993.html">Ebert and Roeper at the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Woman, watching Jet Li movie preview: I won't see it. All they ever do is hop around, and I have <em>no</em> idea what's going on.<br/><br/>--AMC Theatre, W 42nd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jason Slow learner: Yeah, we just got out of <em>Miami Vice</em>...Yeah, I've seen it twice. Trust me: do <em>not</em> see that movie!<br/><br/>--42nd between 9th & 10th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ash Young woman: When I went to see <em>Snakes on a Plane</em>, I didn't think there'd be snakes! On a plane!<br/><br/>--Regal Cinemas, Union Square Tween boy: After seeing that movie, I have to say: Johnny Knoxville is the most suicidal person next to Jesus. --C train Overheard by: Dirty D Ticket taker, directing people to theater: Go out the window and take a left. --AMC 25, Times Square Overheard by: L Blonde girl: Isn't <em>Short Circuit</em> the movie with R2D2? --Rooftop party, W 43rd Overheard by: Esther Guy in very crowded train: It felt like <em>Schindler's List</em> for a second there. --7 train Overheard by: giants fan<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 27, 2006