<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007015.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have Tunnel Vision</a></b><br/> Conductor: The next stop is...155th Street.<br/><br/>--Uptown D train, 170th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jess McGins Conductor, over radio: Hey, Steve, do we have to fill out an unusual occurrence report for being on time?<br/><br/>--Amtrak train out of Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mike Conductor: This is a downtown 4 train making local stops. I repeat, this...Stop looking at me like that, nigga, or I'll kill yo' ass...This is a downtown 4 train making local stops...<br/><br/>--Downtown 4 train Conductor, over loudspeaker: Come on! Step on the train. Don't just look at the doors. Walk on!<br/><br/>--N train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lila Conducter: This is the back! This is the back of the train! The back, as in not the front!<br/><br/>--NJ Transit train, Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: stupid tourist Conductor: This is South Orange. South Orange. South Orange. [sound of a group of people cheering is heard over the speaker] Hallelujah! Hallelujah! This is South Orange!<br/><br/>--NJ Transit train from Penn Station to Dover Conductor: We're being held up by a C train in front of us. If you're nervous or scared, we'll be moving to our destination in a moment. No worries!<br/><br/>--Uptown A train<br/><br/>Overheard by: wasn't too worried<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 13, 2006