<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007037.html">Dy'man in the Rough</a></b><br/> <p>Yellow cab driver, leaning out window: Hey.<br/>Gypsy cab driver: Yeah?<br/>Yellow cab driver: Uh, West Side Highway?<br/>Gypsy cab driver: Ri'on Dy'man.<br/>Yellow cab driver: What?<br/>Gypsy cab driver: <em>Right on Dyckman</em>.<br/>Yellow cab driver: Oh! Okay.<br/>Gypsy cab driver: Fuckin' tourists.</p><p>--204th & Broadway</p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "GPS: Gypsy Positioning System--Taxi Technology of the Future" - also amused<br/> &middot; "Adventure Tourism For Rich People With Everything" - Julie<br/> &middot; "Headline Be Damned, I'm Shocked There Were 2 Cabs in Inwood!" - erak<br/> &middot; "Hey, My Mother Was a Fucking Tourist" - Eugene<br/> &middot; "Real NYC Cabbies Just Head in the Wrong Direction" - Gary<br/> &middot; "So I Guess Asking For Grey Poupon Is Out of the Question" - Jen<br/> &middot; "They Never Come to a Complete Glottal Stop" - markle<br/> </span><br/> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 4, 2006