<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007044.html">Friends Don't Let Friends Be Drug Mules</a></b><br/>
Black guy: I just really don't wanna go to prison in Africa.<br/>White guy: Of course. And, if at any time you feel like that might be a possibility, the operation comes to a close. I value you and your sweet virgin ass and unslit throat over some cheap pot.<br/>Black guy: That's how I know you're a real friend.<br/><br/>--Parking lot, LaGuardia<br/><br/>Overheard by: slightly confused<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 7, 2006